You're a virgin and I'm a harlot
And I'm everything you never wanna be
I make you sad but I feel fine
Cause I don't care what you think of me
If going to church makes you an angel
And being a striper makes you a whore
Does being a priest mean you're a pervert
With your own line of kiddy porn?
Say what you want to say about me
As long as you know it's really about you
Believe what you've been told to believe
Just don't tell me what to do
You can choose to close you mind
Or you can open up you're heart
Or maybe just stop being an asshole
That would be a start
You're so special and I'm average
And I'm everything you never wanna be
I make you sad but I feel fine
Cause I don't care what you think of me
Cause I'm a junkie and I'm a saint
And you're everything I never wanna be
You make me sick but I feel fine
Cause I don't care what you think of me
If having money makes you evil
And being a hippie makes me stink
Can the six be nine and I still feel fine
And does having a brain mean you think?
If going to school makes me a smart man
And going to the can makes you a piece of shit
Maybe Im just another educated shithead
Whose only goal in life is making you sick